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markv5-translated:

markv5:

Я шерстяной носяра, Боже, как я хорош, Как длинны мои усища!

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Я шерстяной носяра, Боже, как я хорош, Как длинны мои усища!

I am a woolen bearer, God, how good I am, How long my whiskers are!

moot’s cat, moot’s cat!

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sourpatchlezz:

i hate straight men but the most homophobic people on the planet look like this

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yeeeem:

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

  • sniff
  • fall off things
  • Lick plastic (BAD trick)
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somecutething:

Just trying to get a drink of water

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chloeniccole:

chloeniccole:

When y’all are washing your face do you

1) do it naked at the sink so when the water runs down and off ur elbow u can just flail/shake it away and still get kinda uncomfy but it’s whatever

2) do it in the shower like someone smart (not me)

3) do it at the sink with clothes on, including sleeves, and actively pretend you cannot feel your soaking wet forearms and elbows

4) somehow find a way to do it at the sink WITHOUT getting yourself all wet (PLEASE COMMENT BELOW IF THIS IS YOU WITH A DETAILED TUTORIAL)

Y’all are so funny and sweet thank you fr and also I’m loving this lil window into everyone routine it’s so cute !!!! I’m a wet drippy goblin

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